
As a casual fan of the quote-unquote “World’s Biggest Band,” I have to admit I’m impressed U2 are still releasing quality music. I mean, how many other 80’s bands are still together and still recording (Duran Duran, I’m sorry but Red Carpet Massacre does not count as music). With that in mind, I bought No Line on the Horizon with a certain amount of skepticism, but some excitement, as I loved HTDAAB. Plus, I bought it off of Amazon for three dollars, which has got to be one of the best new ideas in a while…cheap music while it lasts. Props, Amazon.
Anyway, this album is…decent. I was extremely off-put by their first single “Get On Your Boots” (read scathing review here), and I’m a little surprised they’re still playing it so often in the media blitz. Thankfully, it’s not very representative of the album as a whole, and I will admit that I have come to like this song a little more since it first came out. It’s still a pretty crappy single, but maybe not quite as crappy as I first opined. I’ll call my own bluff and update my rating to a 6/10.
Songs like “Stand Up Comedy” and “No Line On The Horizon” are fairly good cuts; again, I must remind you: I am not a U2 disciple. I am a child of the 90’s, I did not grow up on U2. All of this is coming from a relative outsider of the U2-niverse. With that in mind, the two aforementioned tracks are relative rockers – “NLOTH” in particular sounds like it would sound fantastic in an arena full of 60,000 of your drunkest best friends. Great opportunities for sing-a-longs here.
The best song on this album (and second single) is “Magnificent,” the only (as far as I can tell) truly joyful song on the record. The rest of the songs feel conservative, and this one too feels somewhat restrained, but Brian Eno seems to have coaxed a little extra from the boys on this track – his work on this track is unmistakable and definitely welcome.
I also like the track “Breathe” a lot, particularly the sung-spoken vocals, but I’m kind of disappointed with duds like “I’ll Go Crazy If I Don’t Go Crazy Tonight,” which is decidedly NOT as crazy as the title would suggest. The other tracks are just boring – they’re not good or bad, they’re just…there. I can’t work up any enthusiasm for “White As Snow” or “Unknown Caller" either.
The refrain on this album seems to be Bono’s plea “Let me in the sound,” which is odd to me – I could have done with MORE sound on this record. For all intents and purposes, this is a very sparse record…I would have liked to see Eno bring more of the soundscapes he crafted so perfectly for Coldplay on VLV, and U2 really cut loose on this album.
The Bottom Line: I definitely don’t think this album is worth the rave 5 star review Rolling Stone gave it, but that’s why I started this blog in the first place. It’s good, not great, and deserves a listen.
Download: “Magnificent,” “Breathe,” “No Line On The Horizon”
Rating: 7/10
mood: sleep? what’s that?
tunes: halloweenhead – ryan adams – easy tiger


